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Reader x Dave: Puns"Hurry up ___! Do it! I want to see how this goes!"
"Shut up John! Give me time! Go make some cookies or whatever!" You hissed at your friend, John Eggbert, as you stared at your computer. The two of you were trying to figure out a way to get you to cleverly admit your love for none other than Dave Strider, the cool 'swaggie' kid.
'I got this...'
-- -_ [ -_ ] began pestering turntechGodhead [ tG ] at 12 : 37 P.M --
tG: holy fuck what do you want ___
-_: I am trying to impress John and everyone by thinking of puns! I know that your irony can help me, right~?
-_: Oh what?
tG: can you do algebra
-_: *___ sighs loudly at what (s)he knew would lead up to this* yes Dave, I can do algebra. I'm not the best, but I can get you at least a C on that math report you have on Wednesday.
tG: sweet okay who do you need puns for
-_: literally everyone! All the trolls and the rest of you kiddos!
tG: dont call me a kiddo
When life gives you CreepyPasta. XIIIAfter smelling the beautiful scent of food, you took off into a run towards the dinning room, the slobbering Smile dog right on your tail. Ignoring the small giggle from behind, you slid into the dinning room, almost sliding into the table but succeeded not to. Mentally cheering, you victory was short lived, something came out and made contact with the back of your head, a noise echoing in your ears. "Nien running in zhe house!" Grabbing the back of your head, you let out a whine and curled your toes. Sure, you knew who it was that whacked you- as if it wasn't obvious enough, but as a natural reaction you turned around. You got an eyeful of a sigh you'd NEVER forget! There stood Slenderman in all his glory - pride probably shot - wearing a pink apron, with hearts. Pursing your lip, your head craned back as if you were trying to decide whether this was real or not. If you could see his eyes, you would imagine them squinting as be leaned over towards you. "Vhat? Vhat are you staring
Poland X Child!Reader
Okay, first time writing Poland! Let's do this!
Poland X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.
"Hey, are you, like, okay?" A male voice asked.
The girl opened her eyes and looked at a man with soaked straw blonde hair sticking to his cheeks and bright green eyes, full of life, curiosity and worry. He was dressed in a salmon pink collared, button up shirt, black pants and black shoes. The girl looked at the man in confusion. "Are you talking to me?" She asked. The man nodded and said, "Yeah, like, who else would I be talking to?"
The small girl shrugged. "I dunno. Why are you worried about me anyways? No one else has been..." She said. The man felt a tug at his heart and picked the small, cold, wet girl up. She didn't protest. "Because I have a heart, unlike some of these people..." The man said. "Wanna, like, come to my house? It's totally warm there and I could, like, get you some totally cute clothes." He asked the girl. The girl simply nodded. "That'd be
Hetalia X Child!Reader - It's Going To Be Okay.Hetalia X Child!Reader- It's Going To Be Okay.
A child no more than five walked around in the downpour outside, dressed in what used to be a light shirt and shorts. Her wet, matted (H/C) hair plastered to her face by the rain. She was deathly pale and her dull (E/C) orbs showed no spark of life. The few strangers on the streets payed her no attention. She was used to it. No one cared for her. She saw a bench so she climbed onto it and sat down and closed her eyes.
Until she heard a voice.
The Peryton (Peritius borgesi) is a species of herbivorus pterosaur indigenous to Ophionia.
The Peryton superficially resembles a deer, and is 5 feet tall with a 25 foot wingspan. It's body is mostly covered with dark green pycnofibres, with white on the underbelly. The wings are mostly white with black tips. The back legs are long, with yellow feet. It's head is mostly black with white on the lower jaw, and around the ear holes. The head's most prominent feature is the branching, antler-like crest.
As there are no deer, or similar mammals in Ophionia, Perytons have evolved to fill their ecological niche as browsers. Perytons live in large flocks, and communicate with a series of roars and cries. They are notoriously agressive and have been known to gore humans to death with their crests. Mated pairs tend to build their nests atop high cliffs, and are fiercely protective, driving off any intruders including other Perytons
Karkat X Troll-Reader: part 1The world around you was on fire, people and trolls rushed by you screaming trying to escape the fire that threatened to claim their lives. (friends name) stood before you her back turned towards you. Slowly you reached your hand forward and grasped her shoulder. “(friends name) are you ok?” you asked as you made her turn towards you. As her body faced you you reeled back in fear, (friends name) eyes were rolled back showing only the whites and blood dark and red poured from her eyes and mouth. You watched on in horror as the skin on her face began to peel away showing the pale white bone beneath. You were frozen with fear only able to watch “You did this to me (your name), you KILLED ME!” (friends name) shrieked her now skeletal hands grasped your neck. “I-I di-n't...” you choked, air coming less and less as she continued to squeeze harder.
You were suddenly pulled from her grasp and shaken like a ragdoll “WAKE UP WOMAN!!!” your ey
Kidnapped-Loki X Reader prt 1
I was busy watching the Avengers I was at the part where the Hulk was slamming Loki; The God of mischief into the Stark Tower floor. I know that its rude to laugh when someone is getting slammed into the floor, but I couldn't help it when the Hulk said and I quote 'Pewy God' I could help, but laugh. It was the second time I had watched this movie since I had gotten it for my 26th birthday, but unlike most Avenger fans I was a fan of the Godly brothers mainly the troublesome one named Loki. I yawned as the movie came to an end, I wanted to watch it for the third time, but I couldn't keep my calico eyes open. 'Damn it all ' I thought. So I left it in the dvd player, and went to read a comic book on Thor I got half way thru reading about some place called Asgard, falling to sleep with the comic book open on my chest after a while of sleeping I heard a light tapping at my window which was strange because I lived on the second floor of a red old brick building. Yawning again I groaned, and
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